“He’s increasing my capacity for dissonance.”

“Sobriety is the invisible achievement.”

“Are you trying to piss me off!? …No I’m just really good at it.”

“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink even if you hold its head under water.”

“I love you and I always will.  The problem is that I also hate you.”

“I’ve got one foot on the grave and one foot on the banana peel.”

“Addiction has no boundaries nor does it discriminate.  It is the great equalizer.”

“Sometimes medication isn’t for you it’s for the people around you.”

“He is not “the one” but he’s the one for right now.”

“It’s all about choices.  I just choose not to make a choice.”